1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
> "He's mine".
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
> "I reached a damn floor because I fell from my damn bed."
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
> "Entertainment news".
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
> "Hmm... 06.40 PM."
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
> "06.58 PM. Missed."
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
> "A can can song."
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
> "My house's front yard."
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
> "Honeybatty's journal. Duh."
9.) What are you wearing?
> "Green shirt with vietnam word on it."
10.) Did you dream last night?
> "Yes. But I can't F***ing remember."
11.) When did you last laugh?
> "Today, I guess."
12.) What are one the walls you are in?
> "....I have no idea what is this question about."
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
> "I hope so."
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
15.) What was the last film you saw?
> "WALL-E. BECAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS F***ING RAD."
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
> "First, I'll save the money as much as I can. Second, I'll use that chance to help my families; I'll buy them EVERYTHING. Third, buy potatoes."
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
> "I'm a sexy potato."
18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
> "There's many things that need to be erased
19). What do you want to learn in the future?
> "PSYCHIC and HOW TO BUILD MY OWN ROBOT."
20.) George Bush:
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
> "Glados! Or maybe Shodan!"
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
> "Welcome to the heaven. I love you. We all love you."
25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: